Baby Anthem

Wrote this while I was feeding the twins at 5am... Funny I found inspiration from sleep deprivation!

*I dedicate this to all the moms (and dads) out there who know exactly what I'm talking about!*

Hey you I want attention 

I demand of it right now 

You wanna hear me lose my shit?

'Cause I can show you how 

It's 2am, I'm hungry

Though I know that I just ate

To wait a few more minutes 

Isn't up for a debate 

I'll just get louder til you're up

And I won't quit, you'll see

You may be tired, sorry pal

Time means nothing to me

Want to have a restful night?

Yeah, you don't stand a chance

I've spit up in my crib 

And there's a present in my pants

I own you, mom, I'll get my way

I'll even make you sing 

Then I'll wait until my diaper is off

And pee on everything 

I'll flail my arms and kick my legs

No way I'm sitting still 

And once you get it on me

That new diaper I will fill

I'm changed, I'm fed and comfortable 

So now I'm wide awake

You'd better entertain me,

Did you think this would be cake?

I have to make it challenging

And keep you on your toes

I cried so hard, I'm all stuffed up,

Please suck snot out my nose 

I'll soon get tired and start to drift

So you don't have to beg

But before I do, I just have to

Spit up on your leg

I'll fall asleep eventually 

You'll tiptoe away and then 

The moment that you close your eyes

I'll start it all again!